Heard the news that Najib’s lunch with UK PM Cameron had been cancelled. Was it owing to the human rights issues or simply because the UK PM was too busy? Neither looked particularly good from the perspective of the Malaysia PM !
QE is a very sensible and intelligent queen. There was once when she was watching TV on a Saturday on horse racing ( Her favorite ), there was a blackout on the screen because the palace governor forgot to pay her TV license. Later the palace dutifully pay the bill and she never utter any complain. Can you imagine if such incident happen in this Boleh Land?
Due to financial crisis, she show great cooperation with the cutting of budget on her expenditure.
The Queen is: Jiang Ho Kow Shou ! Her Majesty gives a big slap on this guy face and he still have to bow and smiles. Shit, this one really painful lah. This one really no give face lah. This one photo beats all the Steven Chow's Nasi lemak production. Should find a way to put this on a bill board on the North South Highway. Long live the Queen.
Do u guys know how our PM addresses Her Majesty per the required protocol? He need to call her 'Mother'. That is how my friend did when he got his OBE (Other Buggers' Efforts)title from Her Majesty.
Imagine, after all the formality, they sat down for informal exchanges.
Her Majesty : " Mr & Mrs Najib, How do you like the flower arrangement in this room? "
PM & wife : " Your Majesty, the flowers are beautiful, they deliver a fresh fragrance to the entire room."
Her Majesty : "Yes, the YELLOW colour is also bright and beautiful, it brightens up the whole room and makes you feel CLEAN and fresh, don't you agree?"
PM & wife : " Absolutely, Your Majesty."
Her Majesty : "I always think that YELLOW is a lovely and lively colour. It energizes the wearer and it suits all skin tone, brown,black or white. It makes older people looks younger too, don't you agree?"
PM & wife : " Yes, Your Royal Highness."
Her Majesty : " I think if both of you wear YELLOW colour will definitely get you to look even younger naturally and it shall give you a CLEAN and fresh feeling under all weather, don't you think so?"
PM & wife : "..... Yes, Your Majesty."
her Majesty : " I have got you a little gift. - Two His & Her Matching T-Shirts with the bright YELLOW colour just like the one I'm wearing now. Will you do me the honour to wear them on your journey back home and wear them more often as a gesture of the long standing of good relationship between Malaysia and the United Kingdom?"
Imagine the facial expressions of each of those present in the room .....
"hai" is American English which though become widely used globally, it has yet to get the Queen to use it. If the PM dares to use foul language in front of the Queen in UK, he will be in hot soup.
The final protest last Friday during Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak's visit to London saw more than 50 Malaysians and foreigners wearing yellow, with the Beatles song 'Yellow Submarine' played to highlight the use of violence in the clampdown on protesters a week earlier. -- Malaysiakini --
Maybe the opposition can play or sing the Beatles song "Yellow Submarine" before each of their ceramah?
36 comments:
那鸡脸很臭，他嗅到很酸的味道^^
Heard the news that Najib’s lunch with UK PM Cameron had been cancelled. Was it owing to the human rights issues or simply because the UK PM was too busy? Neither looked particularly good from the perspective of the Malaysia PM !
哈哈哈哈，国文说得对，真像故意多过无心。
谷歌图片中， 她并不常穿黄色，而且还故意找那么耀眼的黄。
凌兄弟，
我怀疑你那张女王照片被篡改过，真的在这里，更符合你的主题。。。。
嘿嘿。。。
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BF2tf60ATW0/Th-8EPhR1FI/AAAAAAAAAkg/Fv4BEvbv8zQ/s400/Bersih%2BQueen%2Byes.JPG
这是鸡仔及各层马屁精这一世下一世人都永远学不会的政治智慧。继续关起们来当juara tempurong吧！！
“我就是偏要精神上支持你国家的“非法集会”啊，你吹咪？？外交抗议啦！马屁精在报纸上广告登抗议啦！！你奈我何？外交礼节可是给足你你脸，乖乖暗捶啦！！”
-- 一针 --
还有很多国文哥没写的， 如到英国下机时没有红地毯走，英国首相没亲自接机，英国首相临时取消与纳纳共餐，预设共餐地点外有许多民众举黄牌抗议纳纳暴力镇压净选盟游行等等。。。坑定不会在本地的媒体报导~~
“头发像没Lady Gaga染黄旺，就知道我手下留情啦！！！”
哈！哈！哈！哈！哈！
-- 一针 --
Perhaps he needs to check it out with his physician if his blood pressure has rised.
Haha !
A Parent
All hail Queen Elizabeth II! hahahahaha!
QE is a very sensible and intelligent queen. There was once when she was watching TV on a Saturday on horse racing ( Her favorite ), there was a blackout on the screen because the palace governor forgot to pay her TV license. Later the palace dutifully pay the bill and she never utter any complain. Can you imagine if such incident happen in this Boleh Land?
Due to financial crisis, she show great cooperation with the cutting of budget on her expenditure.
没有，没读到。星州是美美肥肥的鸡仔和河马照。。。。哦！！有！！也是旺的！！星州有难了！又要中lecture啦！！！这次河马应该会帮星州说些好话吧？酱美的照片！！！不登那行？？
英国人都是着样阴阴湿湿的。不过这次我挺他们，出了半口鸟气。
-- 一针 --
英国交通部长哈蒙德陪鸡哥访问伦敦火车站时，也结了一条黄色领带。
哈哈哈哈！
不晓得阿鸡哥会不会提前结束访问？
你猜，明天五毒散和正在“生病”的肥癞蛤蟆会不会说英女王，英国就是Bersih的外国主谋呢？？唔。。。。
静看他们jantan不 jantan！！！
大快人心人！！
-- 一针 --
如果英女皇或英首相夫人告訴纳吉的太座黃色很配襯她，慫踴她也穿黃色衣服那就更妙了！
这个是很高级的“黄色”幽默啊，已经站上了外交的大舞台上面对着世界，却不出一声拆了给你下台的阶。自己不能够再像前两天那样取笑别人，却还要展出一脸甜美的笑容并低头致意，让你无从逃也无从躲。
明天报纸不懂给登吗？
要找件酱黄的衣真的不容易咧！！！
女王，佩服佩服
其实今天星洲有登，不过是在第7页 :)
首相应（英国首相）邀官式访问英国，除了英国首相本人没到场迎接，次一级，二级内阁大臣均未见奉陪，（红地毯或礼炮甚的当然欠奉！）取消餐会更是失礼之至！！！到底什么原因？国人或许不甚了了，然而我们［知书识礼］的首相署内阁博学侍从部长有责任为主子剖析其中因由...
連花都是黃色的... 死未!?
当然要相称啦！君不见有那样”宏伟”的身材，就要有那么大粒的钻石戒指，才够gaya嘛。
-- 一针 --
这种有的炫耀的事情一定会登(阿不然花了这样多钱给那个什么什么apco不是白白浪费), 但是不是头版,因为要登在没有颜色的版面....
-枫-
如果它晋见穿黄袍的阿公，也是硬着低头。
高招高招！女王万岁！
Look like TV news will censore all his apperance with the 'yellow' today as the 6pm news already skiped mention of today event.
Just in few hours later will be another Saturday and expect more yellow will be floorish by loyal Malaysian.
A Parent
英女王是有心下雞歌伯的臉，就如英國首相放雞歌飛機一樣，想深一層應該是看到雞哥太座橫山小丸子反胃吧，如果帶他的死鬼蒙古情婦情況就不一樣吧，哈哈！
The Queen is: Jiang Ho Kow Shou !
Her Majesty gives a big slap on this guy face and he still have to bow and smiles. Shit, this one really painful lah.
This one really no give face lah.
This one photo beats all the Steven Chow's Nasi lemak production. Should find a way to put this on a bill board on the North South Highway.
Long live the Queen.
Let see if Ibrahim Ali got the balls to bark in front of the British High Commission. Or he is what he is, a bully.
Do u guys know how our PM addresses Her Majesty per the required protocol?
He need to call her 'Mother'.
That is how my friend did when he got his OBE (Other Buggers' Efforts)title from Her Majesty.
" your majesty, haiya, why you like dat one ...make me lose face & malukan saya ...you TOO much lah, dun you dare come to my bolehland, @#$%^&* ! "
zzzzpm : hahahahahahahahaha !!
csl : .......! (dare NOT laugh.)
son bin Alibaba : celaka !
Imagine, after all the formality, they sat down for informal exchanges.
Her Majesty : " Mr & Mrs Najib, How do you like the flower arrangement in this room? "
PM & wife : " Your Majesty, the flowers are beautiful, they deliver a fresh fragrance to the entire room."
Her Majesty : "Yes, the YELLOW colour is also bright and beautiful, it brightens up the whole room and makes you feel CLEAN and fresh, don't you agree?"
PM & wife : " Absolutely, Your Majesty."
Her Majesty : "I always think that YELLOW is a lovely and lively colour. It energizes the wearer and it suits all skin tone, brown,black or white. It makes older people looks younger too, don't you agree?"
PM & wife : " Yes, Your Royal Highness."
Her Majesty : " I think if both of you wear YELLOW colour will definitely get you to look even younger naturally and it shall give you a CLEAN and fresh feeling under all weather, don't you think so?"
PM & wife : "..... Yes, Your Majesty."
her Majesty : " I have got you a little gift. - Two His & Her Matching T-Shirts with the bright YELLOW colour just like the one I'm wearing now. Will you do me the honour to wear them on your journey back home and wear them more often as a gesture of the long standing of good relationship between Malaysia and the United Kingdom?"
Imagine the facial expressions of each of those present in the room .....
QE : " hai, how are you ? "
pm : " xxxx you ! "
"hai" is American English which though become widely used globally, it has yet to get the Queen to use it. If the PM dares to use foul language in front of the Queen in UK, he will be in hot soup.
The final protest last Friday during Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak's visit to London saw more than 50 Malaysians and foreigners wearing yellow, with the Beatles song 'Yellow Submarine' played to highlight the use of violence in the clampdown on protesters a week earlier. -- Malaysiakini --
Maybe the opposition can play or sing the Beatles song "Yellow Submarine" before each of their ceramah?
pm : " HOT soup ? i NO takut one ! "
Not "takut'? Be careful, Scotland Yard may have some thing in hand which your "hero" "takut".
Post a Comment