Sunday, September 19, 2010

捧错LP擦错鞋


我们可以明白,巫统以外的附庸党要继续在国阵大船上搭顺风船,偶尔捧下巫统老大的LP,擦下巫统老大的皮鞋,乃绝对符合国阵精神的生存之道。

为了一甲子的祖宗基业,为了一袋子的金银财宝,做下契弟又何妨?

重要的是,捧LP的时机要准,力度要对,像当年林良实的“话到唇边留半句”,便是精髓所在(如此智慧,难怪可以误导内阁)。

可是时代不同了,现在流行“高调问政”,连捧LP都要高调到聋的可以听得到、盲的可以看得见。

前几天,巫统总秘书东姑安南据说在国阵会议中表示巫统要与土著权威组织划清界线。

接下来的几天,不论是网络上或是报章上,国阵附庸党铁笔名嘴们“巫统与土权切割”的留言及文章便迫不及待洋洋洒洒倾巢而出!
老大皇恩浩荡,仿佛天降甘露,早前憋了一肚子的委屈都是值得的!附庸党大头们个个一副“以后谁还敢拿Perkasa来perkosa我们”的吐气扬眉,喜气洋洋!

熟料,正如巫统一贯比M. Night. Shyamalan更会twist and turn的峰回路转,日前纳吉拒绝表态巫统将会疏远土权,东姑安南也U-turn否认他曾说过巫统将疏远土权

这下可把附庸党一众民族精英及铁笔名嘴们摆上台了,“巫统与土权切割!”一堆文告与鸿文已出,手中捧着的LP却突然急转弯,灰头土脸事小(反正早就习惯了嘛),“高调问政”的牌匾被砸事大!

这第N次发生在附庸党身上的不幸事故,第N次提醒一众民族精英,下次捧LP要像过马路一样,看好好才捧。

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

菜老头这次认真戆面咯!烂菜一条!

Caroll said...

又被巫统耍了一次。到底还要被耍几次才会醒?

Anonymous said...

I think the talk loud policy could not work effectively as it constantly hit into walls and bank to his own face !
Secondly, one man shows does not have much strength and hence belittle by others !
Chinese community stand aside to watch on his personal stage performance !
He is getting older with more white hairs perhaps !

A Parent

Anonymous said...

That bloody old cock can only turn older but never wiser?
假聪明来又衰多口!

Anonymous said...

The only thing that ever consoles a person for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them repeatedly...and hence,comes that big mouth D.O.M.!

方人也 said...

老蔡以为这次P到了鸡爷的LP,鸡爷将会倾全力为了马华而跟土权切割,可他并没有想过,鸡爷其实是没有蛋蛋给他托的,结果老蔡和众网络枪手接着下来只好自讨没趣地在U转路上自圆其说。悲哉!卖华公会!

Lawrence Teh said...

巫统靠得住,母猪会上数,可惜还是有很多有傻又天真的阿娇。

大佬:“反秤复民” said...

根本不可能,污桶不少党员也是土犬会员。

凌国文 said...

今晚飞往瑞士,提前预祝大家中秋节愉快,人月两团圆!

安东尼 said...

那么祝您旅程愉快!

Anonymous said...

Look like travel with your life partner for a Honey Moon in Sweeden !
Have a pleasant journey and good luck !

A Parent

peng-it said...

这根本就是巫统上演的一部戏以骗取非马来人选票。其他附属党也笨得厉害. 这样也看不出来. 还什么高调问政?