Sunday, January 26, 2014

不食人间烟火的仙官


百物涨价,斋吃蕹菜也不是长远之计。眼看民怨沸腾,官爷官娘们最近终于重返人间,走访巴刹关心民瘼顺便拍照上报纸。

官爷官娘们潇洒走一回之后,成果丰硕,其中以王赛芝女士尤为突出。



马华妇女组主席兼消费人事物局主任王赛芝日前仙女下凡到巴刹巡视一番之后,紧急召开记者公布一项惊人的发现:“蔬菜和肉类的价格,有起有落!”

此新发现一经发表,我妈马上扼腕叹息:“如果我早一点讲出这个发现,说不定50年前我已经当部长了!”

王仙女。。。不。。。王女士再接再厉:“番茄起价,大家可以改吃小菠菜。”喉耶!过年可以煮马来风光小菠菜了!

经过很多上述的新发现之后,我相信首相纳吉先生已经集合了众仙的智慧,所以才得出日前发表的救市妙计:“政府将拨出2千万令吉,以稳定蔬菜和鱼类的价格!”



2千万?给你老婆买一颗钻戒都不够付啦!

如果2千万拨款就可以稳定蔬菜和鱼类的价格,我建议国阵提名纳吉竞逐诺贝尔经济奖。

不过,我写到这里时突然惊觉,人家只说“稳定价格”,却没说是稳定在什么价格。。。

 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Two hundred thousands pumped into whoes pocket, who has benefited and to what extend it helps to reduce prices and for how long the price could be maintain.

A swallow does not mean it is summer, a kind of good cut in price does not mean enforcement units successful in price control.

A Parent

Anonymous said...

If any of you still believes what the clowns from BN do or say, then we're so sorry to confirm that your sickness can't be cured. Please jump off the roof before you spread the virus. Do it for the sake of humanity NOW or never.