华社需要我们、官职呼唤我们，今年我党党庆可谓成果丰硕。
505大选前，我党领导层立下前所未见的毒誓：如果大选成绩输过上一届，就证明华社不再需要我们，我们也绝对不会接受全国1万1 千个各级大小官位！
结果505大选我党求仁得仁，连上一届输剩的一条内裤也保不住。我以为华社已经唾弃了我党，直到今天我党1千多位中央代表（除了那400个据说突然一起上厕所的同志）代表全国600多万华裔同胞举手表决：华社还是迫切需要我党当官，为了华社利益，我党愿意重新扛起官位。
我看着领袖们如沐春风的笑脸，我仿佛看到了我党咸鱼翻生的希望，我切身感受到幸福和欢乐的日子即将重临我党。
我听说很多同志已经在天上人间订了位子，欢庆我党重生。
尝试过8个月没得当官的生不如死的煎熬之后，我们已经得到教训，全党同仁上下一心，决定从今以后，不管风吹雨打、被插被打，我们绝对不会再重提“大选惨败不当官”的妄语！
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6 comments:
I never been to Wisma MCA.But I think Misma MCA must has a lot of toilets.Otherwise how to accommodate 400 people at one time ?
A new EGM has allowed some leaders to be appointed as Ministers and deputy on behalf of MCA in the BN government.
However the president said: They were supported by Chinese community, associations and business corporates to be represented and solve their problems.
Most wondering that his statement mentioned: They prefer to join the government with pride and dignity and empower with authorization.
As we all know in the last 12th terms of BN government his party merely acts as messenger or post-man for which overpowered by his big brother in all policy making and administrations.
As such he claims with demand in his capacity merely talk but will never be fullfill in the present context of political situations.
Further more the appropriate candidates with talents and capablity to be appointed into cabinet are old faces, bottle necks and lack of new ideology and creative personnel.
What else people could expect and be deliver in the interest of the Chinese community as a whole.
A Parent
我党乃百万大党，厕所里面有区区400个尿兜有什么出奇？
只有兩個字形容這個賤黨：無恥！
只不过是7个破碗等着派饭，老板却求才若渴，送了饭菜，附加11个水果，还答应加些咸菜豆腐咸鱼-- 如此这般厚待，如再生父母，受之有愧，感恩不尽的啊。
这番表决，总算师出有名，好让我们一一衣食无忧，再也无需漫无目的的流荡江湖，当个无名无实的孤魂野鬼--
此番恩情如海，三世感恩！全体小眼大鼻，更不需因为自觉空无一物而怨天尤人---
此番美景，空前绝后，果真是当真？
该当相拥相泣，破涕流泪而感激三生的啊！
内容借分享，谢谢!
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