Tuesday, May 31, 2011

马华要开“鼓掌班”!



有时候写马华写到很鬼显,想停一停,可是偏偏老蔡好像可以feel到我们这些博客的内心世界似的,久不久就讲几句傻仔话来引起我们的关注,让你觉得不写一写笑一笑,实在太对不起他老人家。

话说老蔡坐正以来,以其阅女无数的金睛火眼一一看穿民联痛击马华的犀利招数,打算以其人之道还治其人之身。

继“网络军团”、“口才军团”之后,老蔡似乎也觉得这两大绝世奇招好像不够power,于是日前再度提出“鼓掌军团”的绝杀!

事缘老蔡眼见民联的政治座谈会不但人山人海,而且掌声如雷。经老蔡一看,原来鼓掌的群众都是经过民联领袖的悉心培训,所以掌声特别热烈,不像马华主办的那样,气氛像默哀追悼会多过像政治座谈会

所以,老蔡马上发出指令,马华接下来不但要学习鼓掌、还要训练大家多多鼓掌!

老蔡不愧是老蔡,酱都给他想到!

不过话说回来,民联座谈会动辄成千上万人,民联领袖竟然可以对这数千数万人进行事先彩排训练,教导他们几时应该鼓掌、何时应该欢呼、哪段应该喝彩,民联领袖的培训能力真是西北可怕。。。

“口才训练班”在全国区团办了几百场(可能不止),“口才军团”气势逼人万众瞩目,可是站上台去演讲竟然还要事先训练观众鼓掌?

有如此智慧过人的老总,马华这次还不好势料?

别只顾着看博,快为老蔡鼓掌鼓掌!!!

10 comments:

阿阳 (Yang) said...

啪啪啪。。。
蔡总万岁!
国阵万岁!
人民万税!

NEC said...

老蔡知不知道民联许多领袖都被打压或坐过牢,才把铁炼成钢。所以当务之急应该是开办坐牢训练班,老蔡先以身示法坐个两三年。马华肯定回光反照!!

Anonymous said...

More than clapping hands, look at today chinese newspapers, he even pointed out that those loser in the 308 general elections should not be standing again as candidate in the coming 13th general election. For the simple reason that should not be allow recycle candidate to stand for election.

As such, MCA must reject those losers and replace with new faces in coming election. It is for sure his statement has given a red light and warning to those who still urge for a re-contest a big blow !

And his remarks will be anoher pitch hole to the party instead of winnng the confidence of the people !

A Parent

林季 said...

讲到台下各个肚懒,然后西北够力的司仪说:“请大家掌声鼓励!鼓励!”,就不懂有没有人赏脸,一掌赏他们的脸!哈。。

Anonymous said...

Maybe ArmNo has allocated less places for MSitA in the next GE. CSL has no choice but to ask those in reject shop not to be recycled to hide the fact that MshitA is already not in ArmNo's good book?

Instead of clapping hands, can we request them to do boxing on the stage? Less boring, more entertaining mah!

Anonymous said...

NEC you asked CSL to go to jail for 2 to 3 years. But do you know that the offence he commited carry a jail sentence of 20 years!

大馬阿成 said...

蔡CD是賣華最爛的主席,也將是賣華的末代主席。。。

SeanCe said...

要赏就尽快赏吧!没什么机会了。

yeo said...

鼓掌好!...多多运动,多健康!

也可以帮助不举之症...
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但就是不能使用在政治不举!!

Anonymous said...

凌兄,他们已经是烂到无可救药,不好好的反省,还在威胁老百姓,不断的出丑,拿人家的屁股当脸皮。不要说你写到显,我们也看到显。每次看到你的blog后都要摇头叹息,心情无限感慨。
既然如此,可不可以建议凌兄你写一些关于民联管制区的成绩。这种讯息很难在“主流”的新闻管道得到。至少这会让人看了你的blog后可以有个正面的心情,且对这国家还有希望和期待!

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