Friday, October 19, 2012

卖鱼佬也收到不明人士的短讯

卖鱼佬刚刚收到一则来自不明人士的手机短讯:“鸡哥下令马华党员不准谈论总稽查司报告,免得像蔡CD般讲多错多,违例者不用等到大选后,现在直接空运去荷兰!”

卖鱼佬试图回电,可是对方却像往常一样没有接听电话。

卖鱼佬指出,这则短讯所提出的问题令人担忧,“我向观音阿妈祈求它不是真的”。

12 comments:

Lawrence Teh said...

hahahaha!this is damn funny, brother leng! keep it up!

Michael Lee said...

我相信這位蔡什么CD-想到在來臨的大選馬华肯定会兵敗如山倒, 片甲不留而搞到語無倫次!他最好还是早点回鄉种自已的菜,免得誏馬华党員再丟面子.

凌国文 said...

为了转移大家对总稽查司报告的关注,没有办法,老蔡唯有继续演猴戏。

yeo said...


看来像新戏上来了!

狗咬狗!!

抨蔡细历失业论侮辱伊斯兰
土权组织:穆斯林禁投马华

凌国文 said...

土权对CD,门当又户对,好看好看!

凌国文 said...

一者想成为反伊斯兰法的英雄;一者想成为捍卫伊斯兰的救星。

各取所需,这不就是人家阿鸡哥讲的“双赢”咯!好戏,好戏!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps this old man suddenly like to play with SMS as he knows IT and high technology devices will be used in the battle of 13th general election, therefore his troopers has forward to him some good tips to play, likely to receive his favorites 'games' as well. This will be his new strategy to hit and avoided those hot issues pertaining to community interests and AG's reports recently. However his mission has blocked by his 'left wings' and warned to boycot votes for them in coming general election. Now he played his lonely tune and acted like a 'non-conscious' leader for the last couple of months.

A Parent

Anonymous said...

我看老蔡不是转移大家对总稽查司报告的关注,而是分散对关丹独中的失诺,无脸面对,提都不敢提了。

凌国文 said...

总稽查司报告也好,关丹私立国中也罢,总之就是要大家顾着骂他,然后忘了更重要的课题。

可惜啊蔡总,笑完你之后,我们依然没有忘记这些课题哟。

安东尼老爷 said...

影帝CD蔡优国不谋身,恪尽职守,收到来历不明的手机短讯,大惊失色,如临大敌,立刻发表警告说如果大马实施伊斯兰刑事法,将会有很多人失业,因为他很担心很害怕,所以为了避免无谓的牺牲,我们选民一定要支持马华才是。

Anonymous said...

沒有成績,靠嚇 !靠恐怖手段,發爛渣!

安东尼老爷 said...

昨天我也收到一个短讯,说明用citibank card 在一间餐厅用餐刷卡,可以给30%折扣。所以我就去了。叫了食物和饮料,合共22元,真的刷卡时,只付15-40元,这个短讯没有骗人。