Monday, November 19, 2012

马华四大部长的保姆


不怕虎一般的对手,最怕猪一般的队友。
 
老蔡自出任马华总会长以来,与其说是领导马华,不如说是全职为一众庸碌的手下收拾烂摊子。

因为一个脑筋与口齿皆不灵光的交通部长,老蔡被逼把AES的烂摊子扛上身;

因为一个长期神智不清的卫生部长,老蔡被逼把同善医院催泪弹和15号车牌的闹剧扛上身;

因为一个全职旅游的旅游部长,老蔡被逼把山埃金矿扛上身;

好像还有一个。。。对了,就是那个大家都不清楚他到底在做什么的房屋及地方政府部长,因为不懂他在做什么,所以不幸中的大幸暂时无须老蔡为他扛什么烂摊子。

传统上由马华总会长领衔在内阁参与决策的四大内阁部长,数十年来撑起了马华“有人在朝好办事”的牌匾。奈何继308马华惨败后为了平息党内反弹而不入阁的黄家定,背负着性爱光碟污名的蔡细历成为了另一位无法入阁的总会长。在缺乏党魁的带领下,马华四大部长扮演了更为关键的角色。可是现有四位部长的表现如何,我们有目共睹。

在总会长的缺席下,署理总会长廖中莱是马华在内阁及整个政府内的最高代表。可是纵观这位“最高代表”的能力和表现,大家无需寄予过高期望。同善医院在709集会被催泪弹及水炮攻击,廖部长强出头为警方辩护,结果在面对照片和录像的铁证如山,却要劳烦老蔡出面辩解那是“拍摄角度的问题”;投标15号心水车牌,被媒体追问之下却连自己是不是投标者、由谁付款、是否需要付款的问题都要支支吾吾,结果还是要劳烦老蔡代为辩解付款只是“左手转到右手”。如此副手,老蔡前辈子也不懂做了什么。

另一位号称马华在内阁中最资深的三朝部长黄燕燕女士,除了性感睡衣180万令吉开设面子书页面认为25千令吉的钻石很便宜150令吉的晚餐才算有水准之外,最家喻户晓的代表作要算是其国会选区内的山埃采金厂。黄部长坚持不回应山埃课题,结果山埃课题又要劳烦老蔡来“领养”。如此资深部长,还好只有一位。

马华近期人气最高的部长,则非江作汉莫属。AES课题刚开始延烧时,江部长还一脸官威地宣称“绝不会检讨”,后来民间怒火越烧越热,甚至牵连出AES承包商是巫统朋党的争议时,江部长竟然自称“没有义务、责任和兴趣知道承包商的背景”!语无伦次至此,老蔡也顾不得“绝不会检讨”的立场,转而建议政府实行36个月豁免罚款的宽限期。这种交通部长,应该终身学习少说少错、不说不错的当官最高指引。

少说少错的原则,房屋及地方政府部长曹智雄倒是实践得相当出色。以曹部长的能力和声望,可以当上部长绝对是三世修来的福报。或许当事人本身也有自知之明,所以上任以来几乎没有人知道他做了什么、说了什么。唯一最有印象那次,就是在蔡林双雄辩论2.0时担任提问嘉宾,但却以一句“民联就算减少贪污也只能省回280亿”而被揶揄为首位公开承认政府严重贪污的“自爆哥”。

十个大哥,九个坎坷。尤其是在这么一个人才凋零、无数廖化作先锋的夕阳政党。老蔡,辛苦您了。

9 comments:

猫子 said...

吃得咸鱼抵得渴,拍得咸片当然也抵得丑,别怕别怕。

Truthful said...

An excellent article! It's a pity that now the MCA troopers dare not come to this blog. Any way to the voters of these incapable ministers please do the people of Malaysia a great favour to vote them out come GE13.

Dr Neo said...

Chua CD : "沒問題,難不倒我。My tongue is mightier than sword, well proven by my famous cd in 2008."

S8j said...

hahaha~ 分析得真易明了。

安东尼老爷 said...

马华诸公人才济济,德高望重,风高亮节,为国为民,清廉形象,深入民心,忧国不谋身,格尽职守,高调问政,维护华裔权益,刻不容缓,义不容辞,义无反顾、、处事冷静果敢,高胆远瞩,胆大心细,对于那些贪污腐败官员,痛心疾首,势不两立,水火不容,恶脸相向,为民请愿,心甘情愿,视死如归。

Anonymous said...

Once upon a time it was known as 'Party Taukeh' and since after those sitting on the top table were either popular business man, wellknown or with good influence to be elected as President of party or holding senior posts. Similarly they were appointed as Ministers or deputy if be elected by people in election.
Unfortunately in the 12th general election in which MCA only managed to win 15 Parliamentary seats out of more than 30 seats contested. As such he has no alternative but to choose from those senior post members to fill up vacancy allocated to them in the cabinet. By doing so, they have droped some of good talents and capable young leaders to be trained as potential leaders in the party. Thus the party today be classify as 'old man and old lady' with bottle necks in capablity and stamina. Further more they are not prepare to be replaced as to share the bigger cakes for longer. Tracked records of their performance in the last few years, merely disappointed the people and drawing attractive benefits. With that in mind the party will not be able to be convince new generations for supports and results to be expected worst than before in coming 13th general election. CD sing his lonely tone and shall lead to Holland as he mentioned if chinese community were to fail him. This could become real as he has been exhausted with hardly any new talents emerged as super star in the party by now.

A Parent

Anonymous said...

视死如归??? Lynas??????
为民请愿??? AES ??????
德高望重??? CD2008??????

S8j said...

http://www.sinchew.com.my/node/269143?tid=1

財政部副部長拿督林祥才表示,我國主要稅收是源於石油及天然氣,而非華裔一般認為的―華人是最大的稅收貢獻者。


张宇翃 said...

国文前辈,当年美国五星上将欧内斯特·金被他女儿评价说"He is the most even-tempered person in the United States Navy. He is always in a rage."这话套用在马华身上挺合适的。马华是大马社团里(我真不觉得他们是政党)从政水平最不让人担心的,他们永远都出白痴……