Tuesday, May 29, 2012

蔡细历的包皮、内裤和大便


蔡细历刚上任的时候,有人说他是历届总会长之中政治操盘能力最出色的其中一位、还有很多马华仔很落力地吹捧他是历届总会长之中最有魄力的一位!总之就是床上和床下一样劲啦!

可是,路遥知马力,日子一久,有多少斤两,始终骗不了人。

最近不懂是不是临去荷兰前的压力所致,蔡细历开始语无伦次。

昨天看新闻,老蔡讥讽林冠英“就算割了包皮都不能当首相”;问题是,林冠英几时有讲过他要当首相?只要首相是公平施政的,他有没有割包皮有什么问题?再说,有谁说过只有穆斯林才可以割包皮的?如果老蔡自己的包皮过长,难道去割了之后,就是为了成为穆斯林,就是为了当首相?

以前老蔡很喜欢讽刺翁诗杰自己讲自己爽,怎么现在自己也染上了这个癖好?莫非这是马华总会长的宿命?

除了包皮、老蔡早前还警告选民“换政府不像换内裤”,把自己比喻为“内裤”,不懂这是哪一门政治智慧?

还有,再早前丘光耀挑战要在大选对垒老蔡时,他还懒幽默地回应:“我吓到大不出便!”。后来他哥哥被指涉及商业诈骗被控,记者问起他,又是一句:“我哥哥大不出便也关我的事?”

堂堂马华总会长,怎么满口都是包皮、内裤、大便?除了跟下体有关的事物之外,老蔡脑子里真的想不出其他例子了?
如此水准的总会长,领导着如此水准的百万大党,实在是相得益彰,互相辉映啊!

18 comments:

Jack said...

他迟点会讲~~~阴毛、阳具.....

Anonymous said...

近朱者赤,近墨者黑。蔡大力應遠離國陣裏的壞老大。有樣學樣。好的沒有。壞的學齊。不去何籣也幾難。

凌国文 said...

未必是老大的错。

老大的夫人可能也在警告老大,不准接近CD佬、不准给他入阁当官,免得他进来带坏老大。。。

Anonymous said...

That was the reason why Chua was sent to Penang as Chairman of Penang Ports Commission - far away from Putrajaya in order not to inflance her husband!

Anonymous said...

堂堂总会长,也只不过是光碟明星,本质一样,狗改不了吃屎的习惯。只是,身为号称代表500万华人的所有党员,尊严要放在那里?还是大家都是“乌鸦一般黑“,再说不好听一点就是”男盗女娼“?

qym said...

可能蔡细历会说民联的橙批书也没有写到:满口包皮、内裤、大便就不能当总会长!

moot said...

马桶公会也真是名副其实。

A secret man said...

WS Where are you?

睿 said...

他以為這樣說可以當眾羞辱林冠英首長而贏得他的支持者稱贊,但卻不知道他在羞辱的是自己和他所代表的黨和黨員們!同時他也 褻瀆了回教和猶太教的宗教禮儀。他冒犯的不只是大馬的回教徒,也冒犯了全世界的回教徒和猶太教徒!

這也證明他是一個不單沒有素養且鄙劣無恥的 sordid 老人。他也是馬華有史以來最槽糕的總會長。看去年馬華大會請漂亮 ‘美妹助陣’, 和那些帶墨鏡的跳樑小丑的表現,就可見馬華 是一個Morally Corrupted Association,離開 sun set party 不遠了。

" 如此水准的总会长,领导着如此水准的百万大党,实在是相得益彰,互相辉映啊!", 說的一點都沒錯!

Do you reckon Malaysian Chinese want such a party which elects such a president to represent them? NOT ME, FOR SURE !

Anonymous said...

As we all know CD recently has suffered a 'desperate fears' syndrome for which he was unable to win supports of the chinese community all over Malaysia. And count down to the 13th general election approaching near,his mind suddenly turned bottle neck for which a series of his speeches has made more harmful than good to his party and BN as a whole. People will never forget of his cruel and unfair mentioned to Melaka Wanita Chairman, his comments on Lynas project in Gebeng, the manner he treated to his ex-party chairman, the statement made by Tun Lim over his personal behavior on vcd. And again his rudely, shamefully as a leader of party called for 'cut' of penis skin last 2 days which clearly indicated that his brains has been polluted with dirty words, sexuality and low class altitude and not fit to be a political leader. All knowledgeable gentleman and ladies were angry over his speeches recently and for sure vote 'NO' to his party in coming general election. He needs to be responsible and accountable if his party will to do even badly compare with the results obtained in 308. Therefore his early step down pave way to a more talent and capable leader may rescue party being landed in Holland.

A Parent

Anonymous said...

老實說, 蔡伯伯就是因為荷兰压力太大, 染上失禁症, 乃至最近皆熱心專注于下半身的話題...(謹請各界多多給予關怀体諒 ~躹躬~)

Anonymous said...

写得太棒了!
蔡cd脑力就只有cd!

Anonymous said...

馬華只有一條生路,就是脫離污桶,自力耕生。但是這條路也是老大的死路。

James said...

哈哈, QYM, 给你一个赞 !!

James said...

都是超人的错啦, 蔡CD 看到纳吉喜欢超人起的阿CHEAP 哥的称号,又穿超人衣服, 自己当然也不执输, 学学超人的粗俗文化啦.

p/s : 刚刚超人说, 谢谢蔡CD 掉入他的陷阱.

Leslie said...

Can anyone tell me in which country a political party use insurance policy to attract members ?

cin2tan said...

An educated well-behaved capable respected berbangsa Cina medicated doctor SHOULD use 'sunat/khatan' in
stead of POTONG ( means cut the lanjau = ball-less lah ) !!

mca = making chinese angry ...SIGH !

Anonymous said...

狗嘴长不出象牙。