Thursday, October 18, 2012

来历不明的短讯。。。


话说茶水阿婶收到一则来历不明的短讯,说她被抽中了一套价值1万元的电器,只须缴付一笔手续费就能领取奖品。
不过阿婶始终没有采取任何行动,旁人问起,阿婶说:“你以为我是那条Tai Lin Ngong 马华总会长啊,随便一则短讯你就当真?”
又话说鸡饭佬收到一则来历不明的短讯,说他如果不把这则短讯转发给另外5个人,他7天之内就会瓜掉!
不过鸡饭佬始终没有采取任何行动,旁人问起原因,鸡饭佬说:“你以为我是那条谷精上脑的马华总会长啊,人家讲什么你就相信的咩?”
轮到马华总会长收到来历不明的短讯,总会长看了之后二话不说,马上漏夜急call助理roll机,乖乖地根据狗屁不通的短讯内容拍了继酒店床战后的另一段经典video,把自己也无法查证的短讯内容(因为打回去没有人接听)重复一遍
我收到来历不明的短讯,他们说如果大马实行伊斯兰刑事法,马来西亚人会很多没有工好做。。。我很怕,我马上拜神祈求它不是真的。。。同时我马上拍了这个video。。。因为我很怕。。。你们怕不怕?你们一定要怕,不然我会继续跟你们分享更多来历不明的短讯。。。
我建议被警方盯得很紧的刮刮乐集团啦、非洲爱情骗子啦、电话诈骗集团啦。。。不用那么辛苦了,要骗就骗最笨那个,去找马华总会长吧! 

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

你越来越有创意了。

NEC

anakmalaysia said...

Ai yo yo, a real real " Tai Tai Lin Ngong'.

Anonymous said...

讲真的,看了后,失控,笑傻了。。。

Anonymous said...

Wah Hai !!

Party Chairman has first time received a SMS message, it was not a 'intimate bed story' but merely to frighten him for lost of jobs opportunity. Hence he has to release this 'explosive news' to alert people not be fallen into the traps.
Indeed he is great !! But Malaysian are not stupid because such a message purely baseless and only the receiver suddenly became childish !
No doubt he is in the state of political dilemma and has suffer from stressful sydrome, he needs to have long rest and be suggested to quit his post enjoy his golden age and have a peace of mind.

A Parent

Anonymous said...

这种人也可以當总会长,奇怪

Anonymous said...

他没像张天赐求助吗?????

凌国文 said...

由这种人来当马华总会长,我觉得是天作之合啊!

凌国文 said...

昨晚茶果阿叔收到一则来自不明人士的手机短讯:“百万党员一致觉得最近疯传的大学生性爱短片比自家老总的老汉推车吃雪条更精彩,所以决定要求老总再到同一间酒店同一间房间再拍一段以振党威!”

阿叔试图回电,可是对方却“像往常一样”没有接听电话。

阿叔指出,这则短讯所提出的问题令人担忧,“我祈求它不是真的,不然我们又要呕多一轮。”

Lai Yee said...

为什么马国会有那么白痴的政治领袖?还是党魁?他真的走头无路没有其他课题可以炒了?

KC Tan said...

我觉得老蔡是墓有钉的卧底,专倒那鸡的米.

Anonymous said...

哎呀,您們這班真是的,您們知不知道通姦罪在伊詩蘭刑法是後果如何?不怕才怪?

Lawrence Teh said...

Chua CD is the biggest moron in MCA's history! why is this guy so childish?

凌国文 said...

为了转移大家对总稽查司报告的关注,没有办法,老蔡唯有继续演猴戏。

Anonymous said...

No need Hudud. He already committed offence under section 377B with strong evidence-CD. That.s why lately he had been talking nosence.Because he is worried that if the government is changed .he will be send to prison !

凌国文 said...

有趣的是,当记者问起纳吉有关老蔡说的落实伊斯兰法,120万人将失业的课题,纳吉竟然说:“我不想评论。”

Ken said...

老菜患上了歇斯底里症!