Friday, May 24, 2013

如果你被警察捉了。。。

老婆担心我天天在面子书上乱讲话会被捉。我却一点也不担心,因为我早有准备。
如果大吉利是被捉,我会告诉警察:"我连壁虎都怕,哪里会反政府?"
这招连涉嫌谋杀都可以用,一定没问题!

2 comments:

草夫 said...

看到壁虎会怕?看到河马,哈哈,可能会被吓死啊!

Anonymous said...

Police are good man, they dont like to arrest good man. His duty is to keep peace and order but as a servant he has to be obedience from his head order and demands.

A prominent party leader has said: A fish started to get rotten, it began from the head. Unfortunately the head always is the most difficult part.

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