Monday, July 18, 2011

警方的709大制作千万别找王家卫操刀


希山墓钉说:“网上的709短片都是骗人的,我们会公布完整版本的短片,以还警方清白!”

墓油钉也说:“网上的709短片都是骗人的,我们会公布完整版本的短片,以还警方清白!”

讲了又讲,等了又等,过了超过1个星期,警方那个“完整版”的709短片始终犹抱琵琶半遮面。这任总警长的KPI看来拿不到113分的超标成绩了。

可是丑妇终须见家翁,如果制作单位真的脑袋便秘,屙不出这条很完整的短片,我斗胆根据墓油钉的说辞“民众挑衅、扔石头(吉隆坡市中心的马路竟然有那么多石头可以捡来丢人,联邦直辖区部长和吉隆坡市长是不是应该引咎辞职?)及对警方咆哮……重要的是警方已遵守纪律,未采取过分行动”为他们提出建议:

把民众捡拾被射入人群中的催泪弹丢回给警方的画面,剪辑成民众主动丢石头攻击警方;

把民众踢走催泪弹的画面,制作成民众以皮球射Penalty攻击警方水炮车;

把民众高喊Bersih口号的画面,配音加工成为“Bullshit”、“Buki Niamah”等侮辱警方的咆哮画面;

把民众逃到同善医院躲避催泪弹的画面,剪辑成暴民觊觎医院女护士的美色,群起围攻医院;

再把之前RTM和TV3拍到的民众逃跑的画面(当然,镜头是看不到催泪弹和水炮的),制作成民众突然集体发狂、无端端在马路上乱冲乱撞、差点撞翻了整排水炮车和撞死整支镇暴队的恐怖画面;

然后再把80巴仙的片段,集中在警方很有纪律地在警察局准备Nasi Briyani自助餐时的爱心画面,可以请黄燕燕提供1Malaysia美食节的主题音乐作为这段的background music。

这不就搞定了吗?

这种短片应该找类似王晶那种“快”“狠”“准”的导演来制作,千万别找那些好像王家卫的导演,人家的《叶问》拍完正传再拍前传,他的却连预告片都还未拍好!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

NOW, the foaming mentri of youth :
" AMBIGA is fully responsible for one death in 709 !' ( sinchew )

凌国文 said...

这个政府已经慌不择路了。

Anonymous said...

I love this Blog!Keep up the good work, brother leng!

niamah是PT的copyright said...

即使要找王家卫来放放四方屁也不容易呐!倒不如就叫那些加味王 - 尿中来,啐系列之类来顶住,再表演一番咧!

Anonymous said...

早就囤集了爆玉米花+汽水+薯片,足不出门,静待RTMTV3TV789傲死卡顶级剪辑大屎们如何用keris来操刀。(呃。。。。有点辣手。。。可能要花个少少几百千亿万请外国专家来协助!!!!)

期望~ing。。。期望~ing。。。这可是前无来者后无古人留载千古的骇世顶顶级佳作哩!!!怎能miss。。。Malaysia BOLEH!!!!!!!

-- 一针 --:D

civic said...

套用《JIB哥客家版〉的结尾:CCP Najis, CCP BN! 有良知的国民都要它们滚蛋!

yeo said...

别找王晶,太商业化,太无里头,太搞笑了...

该找成龙! 警匪+动作+特技
开盘肯定卖座! 欧亚市场统杀!
让大马警方名扬国际...

大佬:“反秤复民” said...

政客演习比职业演员还要专业。

Anonymous said...

我也來,

衰友不是對圖中那位青衣者使用暴力, 衰友只是想救那青衣者逃離那催淚彈.只是拍攝角度讓人以為衰友踢人而已.
反對黨拿照片來騙人,陷害BN..


醬可以嗎?


JockMatGuy

Anonymous said...

The best photographer should non-other than CD as he is expert in taking angle snap shots to show evidence that the teargas and water cannons were shots outside and blows in by miracle winds.

Similary all other shots by the FRU units to man on streets can be captured as fallen from sky.

It then can be composed as a beautiful fire works for the people to enjoy on streets on the 709 rally in Kuala Lumpur.

The people must appreciate for their good works and efforts as so much money has spent to keep peace and order by the enforcement teams.

It is adviced not to hold anymore such kind of rally on streets because the government are so kind to render protections and ensure all businessman can become rich by overnight due to non-closing of a day business.

Just imagine such a composite pictures and video sure to win top award of Malaysia film of 709 by its title.

A Parent

Anonymous said...

Chua Sok LIE from M€A: could you please stop attacking my party?

Anonymous said...

你们不要乱花money lah, 蔡CD是最佳人選, 放眼天下没有几人拍的象他出神入化.

SMJB F5 1984 * Andy said...

天下是民的天下。得民心者得天下,失民心者失天下。

Anonymous said...

Polis : " hand over ALL your videos to prove our wrong doing ! "

FOOLS rush in & all evidence be destroyed & polis : mana ada bukti ?

The silly Mongolian father handed the ONLY photo of his late daughter with 2 VVIPS having dinner in Paris & NOW polis : mana ada bukti ?

Anonymous said...

Pope : come come come, ALL are welcome today ...SINNERS especially !

yuebun said...

科幻特技片是需要比较长的时间来做后期, 很多画面都要经过电脑修好才能出街, 所以请耐心等多一年半载。。。

Anonymous said...

啊哈哈哈,好喜欢你这片文章!

抵死得来又一针见血~

唔知迟点香港监制会不会引用这个桥断上演一套"真相 2"~最新一集真相已经做到警察滥用私刑啦!

Anonymous said...

M€A: porn Of ChuaCD aka Chua Sok LIE also ediited!!