Wednesday, February 8, 2012

小熊猫,你真的要来吗?


小熊猫,如果你真的要来马来西亚住的话,
请你务必事先检查新居天花板有没有漏水、
屋顶会不会坍塌、
附近有没有稀土或山埃废渣、
你的粮食有没有被人干捞、
捷运公司会不会逼你搬迁、
新居外会不会有人乱抛猪头。。。

祝你身体健康,出入平安,想好好再来。

15 comments:

qym said...

老蔡会是‘中国-马来西亚友好熊猫租借俱乐部的主席‘吗?

凌国文 said...

有这个可能。

据说四川熊猫培育中心的专家们为了提升熊猫的性欲以促进它们的繁殖,曾播放色情影片给它们观看。

老蔡不正是这方面的大行家吗?

Fair citizen said...

Yesterday when I suggested this porn star as the president of Make Chinese Party should contest a constituecy of more than 70% chinese and got the attacking from the unnamed trooper. Today I heard that he wishes to contest in Tanjong Malim a malay majority constituecy.

yeo said...
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yeo said...

乱吠犬哪里去了?

凌国文 said...

Yeo,

免得污染环境,被我用冲水马桶冲走了。:)

睿 said...

原來那些亂吠犬被沖去糞池啦!

Anonymous said...

MCA got no wayang and hv to think of CHINA again??
May be these dogs will suggest Najib to invite the China Chairman
to visit Msia just before the general election?? Reminder: Turtle
Koon pls make sure the banner writing not wrong again ohh!
Btw ,the Bear may be can stay in
the Sharizat/s COW CONDO when taken in to Msia.

和平万岁 said...

到时候照料这两只小东西的费用会比养牛更贵

Anonymous said...

Buy local products, support local animals and birds
UBAH should be most welcome to west Malaysia
It has been popular and wellknown in East Malaysia
Lets UBAH be here and make every body happy
A change for all with new inspirations and hopes
UBAH is most timely 'idol' as our Rakyat expecting to see !


A Parent

流金岁月~丽莲 said...

你的博真是精彩,有好料看,又有笑料看,害我一边看一边笑 ;)

Gr@c3 said...

a sample seem normal but it touches me deeply.

Anonymous said...

照你所写,我们应该叫所有外资都不要来马来西亚应为这里很危险。

Anonymous said...

还有!千万要查清查楚有没动辄会打人,打猫打狗的鸡员工咯 ! !!

一针 said...

Anon February 9, 2012 7:58 PM

怎么啦??又要开始兜吓转吓了呀??

“领养”小熊猫又怎样和外资扯上关系啦??
一个“出”,一个“进”,根本是两回事。。。。逻辑不清就好好向您CD老总请教学习吧!他是“进出”高手,众人皆知。

当然,除了那些有口袋进账的、要保官位的大人,大部分老百姓都不欢迎像Lynas这样的外资。吃了暗亏还让外国人笑话!!!那是那一门子“经济”?那一门子“外资”?那一门子“人民优先”?

这Lynas话题就不向您请教了,免得兜啊兜的到CD老喜爱总的荷兰去。
还是说说可爱的小熊猫到可疑的新栖身地吧。

- 一针--